Me: Ummm, are you trying to tell me I NEED to exercise??
Hail: Yeah, actuawawee you do.
Me (fussing at Hail for still talking after being put to bed): Quit talking and go to sleep!
Hail: Momma, why you always bossin' everybody around all da times??
Me: 'Cause I AM THE BOSS!
Hail: Well, yous not da boss of God! God is da boss of everfang. And He not say I haff to go to sweep!
Me: You're going to meet God, face to face, if you don't hush!
Hail (interrupting a book I was reading to him about farmers): When I grow up, I'm gonna be a farma!.. and a firemans... and a basebaw coach... and a fixer mans... and a PIRATE and a...."
And speaking of farmers.... One from Her Highness...