Recently, I overheard the following conversation while this commercial was playing in the background....
Thunder: We GOTTA get that for Momma next Mother's Day!
Lightning: Okay!! But, why? What is it??
Thunder: Ummm, it's an exercise thing that will make Momma's arms not so chubby. See, like THATgirl's!
Lightning: Oh, yeah. Momma does need dat.
Thunder: I bet it's $19.95, all those commercials that are shows say $19.95. Let's go tell Daddy!
In other news, The Hud-SONS will be conducting a self-help seminar for people wishing to thicken their skin, and not get their feelings hurt so easily. Building Self Confidence for Mothers will be a three part series, including: Truth Hurts, by: Thunder and Lightning, where bitter truths will be spoken from their hearts; as well as motivational speaker, Holly Hudson's Self Deprecating Humor, 'Cause Sometimes You Gotta Laugh (at yourself) to Keep from Crying, sharing her life story, including all the ways her husband and sons have picked on her over the years. It's a sure-fire way to make you feel better about your own life and body type. Momma Can't Help It, by: Her Highness will teach defense mechanisms to use, as well as the art of the back-handed compliment-- "That's not nice! Momma can't help it she's CHUBBY! She hurt her knee, ya know!"
For more information, e-mail Bert, Director of the Skin Thickening Department, if you would like us to conduct a seminar in your area.