Me: Sure, baby. What do you want to play?
Lightning: I'm gonna be dis stuper-hero, and you can be dis caw beaw.
Me: Okay! What's this Care Bear's name?
Lightning: Ummm... I not sur... Oh, wait! I know! It's MOONSHINE beaw!
Apparently, Lightning plays with Moonshine Bear a little too often.....
'Cause the kid ain't right...
Exactly my point.