Monday, September 14, 2009

You thought I was joking...



Me: What is the ONLY thing you're allowed to write on???
Hail: PAPER!
Me: So why are you drawing all over the table?!
Hail: Oh, NO! Momma! Where my papers go?? Where my papers?
Where my papers?? Peek-a-boo! Der dey are! Peek-a-boo to my papers!!


What a smart butt.



Lightning: MOMMY! COME QUICK! QUICKER THAN THAT!
Me: What's the matter, honey?
Lightning: He's gettin' in trouble AGAIN!


All of this took place BEFORE 9am. And yes, that's a SILK sash in the middle of the puddle that belongs to a flower girl dress Her Highness wore last summer.

No use crying over spilled milk... or is there??
What I don't have are pictures of him smashing a Fisher Price Little People castle over Lightning's head... repeatedly. Pooping in the floor of his bedroom by his door then smearing it all into the carpet as he opened and closed his door 84 times. Or, telling every single person who spoke to him at church yesterday that "You a POO-POO Head!"

10 comments:

Tesney said...

I'm sorry Holly, but that is hysterical. He is ALL BOY. I love it...because (right now) it's not mine. But I'm sure by 5 p.m. we will have similar stories. Ah, the joys of boys!

Nikki McElroy said...

You should send these in to Procter and Gamble - they'll put them in some kind of cleaning product ad and maybe give you a years supply of Swiffer products!

Dana said...

I'm so sorry for laughing..

Dana said...

Ooh!!! I just came across this quote and found it perfect for you!

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? ~Milton Berle

Holly said...

Dana,
I LOVE it!!! And it's sooo true.

The Hills said...

He looks like Bert too...

The Henderson Family said...

I love it!! And I love that we are friends now! So fun hanging out with y'all the other night.

Cindy said...

I know I shouldn't laugh Holly, but I just can't help it!

Dixie said...

Did you say, "Oh Hail" when you found your gallon of milk on the floor. ha! Good thing that boy is so darn cute!

Kiera said...

Oh my...You all crack me up. You're the best mom ever!! Always remember that! Love and miss you!