Thunder, pointing to the television as the commercial for the Barack Obama Collector's Coin plays:
"It's the President of America's Funniest Home Videos, The-Rock-A-Bama!"
Lightning, begging to be held in the recliner, when I already had Hank & Jack in my lap:
"Yes there is room! You have a FAT lap!"
Her Highness, when she realized I was already at my wits end, and breakfast hadn't even been served:
"Momma, do you think you have too many kids?"
Hail, without ceasing:
"I neet dint! DINT! I neet DINT! MOMMA!! I NEET DINT! I neet Wassy! WASSY! MOMMA!!!"
(I need drink and passy.)
It's five o'clock somewhere...